Nov 23, 2007, 03:20 AM // 03:20
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: right behind you
Guild: Highlander Honor Guard [HHnr]
Profession: R/
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Best Ways to Tell your Jerk of a Boss that you Quit
Here's a list, post up some new ones
1. Show him with a certain finger where he can go
2. Post a picture of you and his wife on your car (boys only)
3. Hand out leaflets of his work schedule to the local mobsters
4. Post his name up in gay bars *he he*
5. Post up his name in dating sites *if he's married*
6. Edit a photo of him making out with a man and e mail it to his wife
7. Tippie his office, house, and car, then blame the whole thing on his son.
8. Frame him for a bank robbery *not reccommended or advocated )
...I'm outta ideas....
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Nov 23, 2007, 03:23 AM // 03:23
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#2
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: A box.
Profession: W/R
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9. Tell him you quit.
10. Shred all of his documents.
11. Shoot fireworks at his house.
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Nov 23, 2007, 03:28 AM // 03:28
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#3
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: right behind you
Guild: Highlander Honor Guard [HHnr]
Profession: R/
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12. Something else that'll get you arrested
*sorry please continue*
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Nov 23, 2007, 03:32 AM // 03:32
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#4
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Lady Fie
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Sapporo
Guild: Tha Skulls [Ts]
Profession: D/W
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No, no no no. You people are all wrong. This list should only be one thing, and is as follows.
#1: NUT KICK.
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Nov 23, 2007, 03:33 AM // 03:33
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#5
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Hustler
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: in between GW2 servers
Profession: Mo/
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Or a more realistic (but sinister) approach: go to work with a hot cup of coffee, walk into his office telling him you want to talk. Then pretend to trip and spill hot coffee on his suit and desk if possible depending on whether he's sitting or standing. Afterwards, apologize and tell him that you're quitting.
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Nov 23, 2007, 03:34 AM // 03:34
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#6
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Sep 2007
Guild: Textual Harassment [kTHX]
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I got a good one.
Tell him: I quit.
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Nov 23, 2007, 03:35 AM // 03:35
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#7
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: A box.
Profession: W/R
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16. Paint his face blue before he goes to an important meeting.
Sickle, you copied me!
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Nov 23, 2007, 03:35 AM // 03:35
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#8
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: right behind you
Guild: Highlander Honor Guard [HHnr]
Profession: R/
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so:
13. Kick em in the nuts (wow rosette, you're evil)
14. Spill coffee and don't ask where
15. Paint the face blue
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Nov 23, 2007, 04:16 AM // 04:16
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#9
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Mar 2007
Guild: Astral Revenants
Profession: P/W
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17. Take as many paid sick days as you can get before you resign.
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Nov 23, 2007, 04:20 AM // 04:20
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#10
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I haz no logikz
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Indiana
Guild: BaBy
Profession: R/
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you do this
__________________
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Nov 23, 2007, 05:13 AM // 05:13
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#11
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Forge Runner
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just walk out and dotn come back
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Nov 23, 2007, 05:18 AM // 05:18
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#12
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Sep 2007
Guild: Textual Harassment [kTHX]
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirikashitakuari
you do this
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I really hope that was photoshoped
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Nov 23, 2007, 05:38 AM // 05:38
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#13
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Krytan Explorer
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13. Eat his children
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Nov 23, 2007, 06:45 AM // 06:45
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#14
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Pennsylvania
Profession: E/
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1. Tell him you quit, and it's immediate. No notice, no warnings. On Friday, walk into the office, and say "I hereby tender my resignation, effective immediately. I cant say it's been fun, but it certainly been rather interesting."
Then leave. And don't come back. They will mail your final paycheck.
Been done before. By me. :P
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Nov 23, 2007, 07:06 AM // 07:06
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#15
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Desert Nomad
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirikashitakuari
you do this
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That seems more like something your boss would do to you if he wants you fired...
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Nov 23, 2007, 08:39 AM // 08:39
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#16
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Kangaroo-land.
Guild: Blades of the Dingo [AUST]
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Do the rooftop throwing, except do it next to a brick wall.
Steal his pens, 1 by 1...
*Ninja face* :P
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Nov 23, 2007, 11:42 AM // 11:42
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#18
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: "Pre-nerf" is incorrect. It's pre-buff.
Guild: Requirement Begins With R [notQ]
Profession: Me/
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Kill him and see if he drops a green.
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Nov 23, 2007, 02:00 PM // 14:00
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#19
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by makosi
Kill him and see if he drops a green.
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Best idea yet
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Nov 23, 2007, 04:24 PM // 16:24
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#20
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Dec 2005
Guild: Galactic President Superstar Mc [awsm]
Profession: E/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by makosi
Kill him and see if he drops a green.
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Higher chance on a yellow and brown, you'll have to take it from his pants though
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