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Old Nov 23, 2007, 03:20 AM // 03:20   #1
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Default Best Ways to Tell your Jerk of a Boss that you Quit

Here's a list, post up some new ones

1. Show him with a certain finger where he can go
2. Post a picture of you and his wife on your car (boys only)
3. Hand out leaflets of his work schedule to the local mobsters
4. Post his name up in gay bars *he he*
5. Post up his name in dating sites *if he's married*
6. Edit a photo of him making out with a man and e mail it to his wife
7. Tippie his office, house, and car, then blame the whole thing on his son.
8. Frame him for a bank robbery *not reccommended or advocated )
...I'm outta ideas....
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Old Nov 23, 2007, 03:23 AM // 03:23   #2
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9. Tell him you quit.
10. Shred all of his documents.
11. Shoot fireworks at his house.
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Old Nov 23, 2007, 03:28 AM // 03:28   #3
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12. Something else that'll get you arrested
*sorry please continue*
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Old Nov 23, 2007, 03:32 AM // 03:32   #4
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No, no no no. You people are all wrong. This list should only be one thing, and is as follows.

#1: NUT KICK.
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Old Nov 23, 2007, 03:33 AM // 03:33   #5
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Or a more realistic (but sinister) approach: go to work with a hot cup of coffee, walk into his office telling him you want to talk. Then pretend to trip and spill hot coffee on his suit and desk if possible depending on whether he's sitting or standing. Afterwards, apologize and tell him that you're quitting.
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Old Nov 23, 2007, 03:34 AM // 03:34   #6
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I got a good one.
Tell him: I quit.
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Old Nov 23, 2007, 03:35 AM // 03:35   #7
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16. Paint his face blue before he goes to an important meeting.

Sickle, you copied me!
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Old Nov 23, 2007, 03:35 AM // 03:35   #8
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so:
13. Kick em in the nuts (wow rosette, you're evil)
14. Spill coffee and don't ask where
15. Paint the face blue
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Old Nov 23, 2007, 04:16 AM // 04:16   #9
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17. Take as many paid sick days as you can get before you resign.
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Old Nov 23, 2007, 04:20 AM // 04:20   #10
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you do this
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Old Nov 23, 2007, 05:13 AM // 05:13   #11
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just walk out and dotn come back
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Old Nov 23, 2007, 05:18 AM // 05:18   #12
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you do this
I really hope that was photoshoped
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Old Nov 23, 2007, 05:38 AM // 05:38   #13
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13. Eat his children
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Old Nov 23, 2007, 06:45 AM // 06:45   #14
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1. Tell him you quit, and it's immediate. No notice, no warnings. On Friday, walk into the office, and say "I hereby tender my resignation, effective immediately. I cant say it's been fun, but it certainly been rather interesting."

Then leave. And don't come back. They will mail your final paycheck.

Been done before. By me. :P
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Old Nov 23, 2007, 07:06 AM // 07:06   #15
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you do this
That seems more like something your boss would do to you if he wants you fired...
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Old Nov 23, 2007, 08:39 AM // 08:39   #16
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Do the rooftop throwing, except do it next to a brick wall.

Steal his pens, 1 by 1...

*Ninja face* :P
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Old Nov 23, 2007, 10:24 AM // 10:24   #17
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With all these crazy ideas to quite I'm sure your boss will make sure you never get a job anywhere.
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Old Nov 23, 2007, 11:42 AM // 11:42   #18
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Kill him and see if he drops a green.
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Old Nov 23, 2007, 02:00 PM // 14:00   #19
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Kill him and see if he drops a green.
Best idea yet
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Old Nov 23, 2007, 04:24 PM // 16:24   #20
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Kill him and see if he drops a green.
Higher chance on a yellow and brown, you'll have to take it from his pants though
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